You might qualify to be an IUB’er if …

• all your refrigerator magnets are bike logo’s
• all the links on your web page are bike related
• if you’d rather ride than eat
• you think everyone else’s bike is shit
• if you think a six pack and a hot dog is a seven course meal
• you’ve ever woken up with a new tattoo
• more bikes than cars shows up at your parties
• you think of all the things you could have bought for your bike every time you go to the grocery store
• they celebrate your birthday at the bike accessories shop
• you have “ammo” on your shopping list
• you think “helmet hair” is a fashion statement
• you’ve ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle
• Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people
• you spend more on your motorcycle than on your education
• you’ve ever slept next to your bike on the side of the road rather than pay for a room
• you’ve ever brought your bike into a motel room
• you try to declare your bike as a dependant on your tax return
• she says “It’s the bike or me..” and you have to think really hard
• you spent more time polishing your scoot than caressing your woman
• you didn’t bother to read this far because you think its all bullshit

To join the IUB mailing list send a blank e-mail to iub-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

um, or just keep reading this blog because that group has almost no traffic.